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Forever Demotivational Poster


DEAR MATH - Stop asking us to find your X. She's not coming back and don't ask Y either


TAGS: math forever alone with problems
Rating: 4.8/5

More motifakes by Sho

Sho - January 20, 2012, 6:48 pm, #227848
thx all
bricemara - January 13, 2012, 3:54 pm, #227555
wow!!!adding it to favorites
MercAlert - November 8, 2011, 11:29 pm, #225640
Wow! Did the comments seriously just sensory out part of the word "glasses"...... Oh look, it did.
MercAlert - November 8, 2011, 11:27 pm, #225638
The letters would be upside-down if you put the glasses on.
Sho - October 26, 2011, 12:11 pm, #225361
whoever voted less than 5L is a Discriminant LOL
tellitlikeitis - October 25, 2011, 9:27 pm, #225347
Brillant.
Greeny - October 25, 2011, 8:28 pm, #225343
bummer if she's cosined the lease
Airman - October 25, 2011, 6:09 pm, #225340
oh she's an acute one
Sho - October 25, 2011, 5:34 pm, #225339
I don't think they have anything in common though :P
crankyhead - October 25, 2011, 5:29 pm, #225337
Can you blame him though? She did have all the right curves. =)
Sho - October 25, 2011, 5:20 pm, #225336
LOL. His obsession with his X is the root to most of his problems. A cusp is imminent. (my head hurts)
crankyhead - October 25, 2011, 5:07 pm, #225335
You know how he is, he's always going off on some tangent or another.
Sho - October 25, 2011, 5:05 pm, #225334
Well then I hope this simplifies his problem lol
crankyhead - October 25, 2011, 5:02 pm, #225333
Math called to say that he Z's your point. =)
mariand - October 25, 2011, 10:18 am, #225330
LOL... cool


WHO WANTS TO LIVE FOREVER? -


TAGS: reign forever happy birthdayrip freddie mercury not my words
Rating: 4.74/5

More motifakes by Verdeckt

spacedog - November 7, 2013, 5:44 pm, #250884
(5Ls by the way to V for a poster I somehow missed)
spacedog - November 7, 2013, 5:42 pm, #250883
Burn the heretic! He's disparaging Queen, which by way of this poster disparages many peoples savior........Freddie Mercury.
nicholsjoshua15 - November 7, 2013, 3:10 pm, #250881
I never really like Queen that much.
champ99 - September 7, 2011, 2:28 pm, #224050
So you think you can stone me and spit in my eye?
Reality Lord - September 6, 2011, 3:49 pm, #224025

oh btw...5
Reality Lord - September 6, 2011, 3:48 pm, #224024

waaaa nanananana na waaaa nanana naaaaaaaaaa
Reality Lord - September 6, 2011, 3:47 pm, #224023

for me...for me....for meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee (wicked guitar blaring like a machine gun and big big hair bouncing from side to side)...lol
Verdeckt - September 6, 2011, 7:18 am, #224009
Really... no idea!!?! Sad. I'd ask if you've watched Highlander but it may have been before your time.
Sean - September 5, 2011, 11:32 pm, #223999
No! Wayne's World, ya b00b.
Verdeckt - September 5, 2011, 10:58 pm, #223996
(ah what the hell) Mamma mia let me go, Beelzebub has a devil put aside for meeeeee....
Reality Lord - September 5, 2011, 10:52 pm, #223995

mamma mia
Sean - September 5, 2011, 8:43 pm, #223994
AH just great! Now I got that movie in my head.
Feasibly - September 5, 2011, 8:01 pm, #223993
very very frightening
Reality Lord - September 5, 2011, 6:45 pm, #223992

thunderbolt and lightning
mariand - September 5, 2011, 4:42 pm, #223987
who want5 to live forever... is there someone who doesn't know who is Freddie Mercury?
crankyhead - September 5, 2011, 4:23 pm, #223986
5caramouche
rerun - September 5, 2011, 3:42 pm, #223985

He was the lead singer for the band Queen. Died of AIDS years ago.
the1stCOMMI3 - September 5, 2011, 3:17 pm, #223981
I have no idea who he is, but I berths part where you're trying to make fun of god, and that'5 the part I like
Alixian - September 5, 2011, 7:49 am, #223966
5ls for u
Verdeckt - September 5, 2011, 7:48 am, #223965
To be fair, I did change/clean them up a bit :)
Greeny - September 5, 2011, 7:44 am, #223964
lol - disclaimer tag, just in ca5e!


LAST NIGHT'S PARTY -


TAGS: party lives forever facebook youtube
Rating: 4.91/5

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Sensamilli - August 23, 2011, 10:50 pm, #223416
A message to drunken floozies everywhere!


PERFECT HAIR FOREVER - I challenge you to a chopper duel! A CHOPPA DOOL!




THANKSGIVING -




MUSIC -


TAGS: rock forever fossil audio cassette
Rating: 4.75/5

More motifakes by forseti

Bolverk37782 - April 21, 2011, 7:11 pm, #217029
YAH, See Soul Music by Terry Pratchet, THE BEAT GO'S ON.


MARRIAGE - It is so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life.


TAGS: marriage bride groom happy forever
Rating: 4.75/5

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EmilioDumphque - January 24, 2012, 7:33 pm, #228046
You should attribute your quotes. This one if from Rita Rudner


ALONE -




FOREVER AVAILABLE -


TAGS: single life forever alone calendar
Rating: 5/5

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gas - May 2, 2012, 11:51 am, #234062
thanks!
Zetmonk - May 2, 2012, 6:56 am, #234055
Brilliant take! And very demotivational...


THANK YOU VERY MUCH - I WAS JUST OUT WALKING MY RAT, AND I SEEM TO HAVE LOST MY WAY


TAGS: diamonds are forever james bond
Rating: 4.6/5

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EmilioDumphque - October 13, 2012, 10:56 pm, #239942
Well, one of us smells like a tart's handkerchief.


TIME - Why does it take a minute to say hello and forever to say goodbye?


TAGS: time minute hello goodbye forever
Rating: 4.56/5

More motifakes by Uthon

Iconoclast - April 16, 2012, 9:25 pm, #233450
Because HELLO is a start, while GOODBYE is an ending, maybe forever
dy2012 - April 16, 2012, 3:38 pm, #233400
question by ***yrabbit 7/8/2008 @www.answerbag.com


INDEPENDENCE -


TAGS: always forever alone and happy
Rating: 4.95/5

More motifakes by caveman

mariand - March 10, 2012, 5:37 pm, #231022
nice


YOU MIGHT THINK LOVE LASTS FOREVER - but death lasts even longer until our hugs turn to dust




APRIL FOOL'S DAY -


TAGS: april fools day forever alone
Rating: 4.94/5

More motifakes by caveman

Finchy123 - August 25, 2012, 8:25 pm, #238689
I'd laugh so hard if she relised you were serious and when you were gonna propose it was on April Fool's Day.
WellThatSucked - April 7, 2012, 2:16 pm, #232907
Dude, that's just powerful
tellitlikeitis - April 1, 2012, 8:21 pm, #232546
Very cute...bad timing is all.
caveman - April 1, 2012, 7:54 pm, #232544
(No no no, you got it all wrong rick, April does fool people, so the apostrophe should be there)(do you think he bought it) (well we'll just have to wait and see)
Rick69 - April 1, 2012, 3:15 pm, #232525
Oh Shi... This here is deep... (I almost don't have the heart to point out the apostrophe should be after the "s" in "fool's")... I still commend you heartily for this...
GaryO - April 1, 2012, 9:32 am, #232516
n-i-c-e


XHATSUHARUX XQUOTEX -


TAGS: forever love dy2012
Rating: 4.67/5

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rerun - May 30, 2012, 8:03 pm, #235463

also fantastic


IMMORTALITY -


TAGS: calendar don t live forever death
Rating: 4.63/5

More motifakes by caveman

spacedog - June 27, 2012, 7:53 pm, #236700
Excellent.
gas - June 27, 2012, 3:43 pm, #236694
awesome. 5 west rising suns
Chrysophase2003 - June 27, 2012, 3:08 pm, #236693
But you also get to see everyone you hate die as well, and there tend to be more of them than loved ones, so it evens out.
Airman - June 27, 2012, 2:46 pm, #236692
nicely done
maoworks2 - June 27, 2012, 8:54 am, #236684
I Know That Feeling, Good One.
motinet - June 27, 2012, 7:59 am, #236679

Ouch, now thats a truly demotivating perspective


LUST - LOVE -




KING OF THE MOUNTAIN -


TAGS: king cubby forever king
Rating: 3.37/5

More motifakes by ronsart

ronsart - November 14, 2009, 1:52 pm, #136559
u the KING Cubby...and don,t you forget it. Now get back to work buddy!
Mark - January 29, 2009, 6:18 pm, #55720
Congrats Cubby! As always Ron, a very nice piece of work.
LogicDude - January 29, 2009, 5:14 pm, #55701
Cubby went over the mountain, Cubby went over the mountain, Cubby went over the mountaaaain, to see what he could see!
Cubbybear - January 29, 2009, 4:56 pm, #55687
Thanks Ron. I am honored


SECRETS -


TAGS: secret run hide lie forever
Rating: 3.18/5

More motifakes by Rick69

Zetmonk - February 6, 2012, 5:40 am, #229000
It's the two "forever"s, rodangol. Read it 10 more times, you'll get over it. ;-)
BeNiceToMe - February 5, 2012, 8:24 pm, #228982
keep it 5p rick :)
rodangol - February 5, 2012, 8:15 pm, #228980
is that a quote? the wording is annoying me


WEST HAM UNITED - I'm forever blowing bubbles


TAGS: forever blowing bubbles west hamm united ellen muth rnr
Rating: 1.96/5

More motifakes by RnR

mooooooooooooooooooo - July 6, 2009, 5:11 pm, #93970
Man hands.... must be a friend of Bria's.
briahere - July 6, 2009, 5:09 pm, #93967
Serious witch fingers.
LogicDude - October 7, 2008, 4:55 pm, #26371
Not TOO much else to see there.
Cubbybear - August 12, 2008, 11:33 am, #13986
Your looking at her hands?
RRCCmom - August 12, 2008, 10:19 am, #13980
My bad. Crypt Keeper
RRCCmom - August 12, 2008, 10:19 am, #13979
Her left hand is kind of creepy looking. I guess the cypy keeper is holding the bubble wand.


Sorry X-Box -


TAGS: ps3 forever
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by curlyrocks

curlyrocks - June 7, 2013, 8:20 pm, #246435
10 to 1 says that if you unplug your X-box you have to go through a huge set up process every time you plug it back in, just to discourage that.
thecrotchetyoldcynic - June 7, 2013, 1:36 pm, #246419
And dude, seriously. Does this not play on people's paranoia just a little a bit? For Christ's sake - there's a camera that can't be shut down IN YOUR HOME! Goes way beyond advertising.
thecrotchetyoldcynic - June 7, 2013, 1:33 pm, #246418
AMEN! 5L!
tatespa - June 7, 2013, 7:36 am, #246383
So George Orwell was just a little behind on the date huh?


expiration date -


TAGS: marriage is forever
Rating: 5/5

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Oldsod - January 24, 2014, 6:31 am, #252385
An expiration date on a marriage license...now THERE'S an idea.


CHOOSE -


TAGS: busy living dying forever tracks
Rating: 4.73/5

More motifakes by Rick69

Rick69 - February 4, 2012, 5:06 pm, #228889
Thank you. . . :)
themaddportagee - February 4, 2012, 12:15 am, #228858
Very nicely done and VERY true
rerun - February 2, 2012, 8:16 pm, #228767

very nice work
Rick69 - February 2, 2012, 4:04 pm, #228744
Cheers y'all. . . [ especially R Lord for virtually kickin me in the arse to make me do better XD ]
CloudchaserS - February 2, 2012, 12:37 am, #228686
You walk in the middle of the road, sooner or later, *squish* just like gra** (that had better not be obscure)
KylieM - February 1, 2012, 6:21 pm, #228654
watch out there is a train coming
Reality Lord - February 1, 2012, 6:19 pm, #228652

ehem....very very nicely done.


MEMORIES -


TAGS: last forever bike ride
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by forseti

Reality Lord - February 16, 2012, 8:36 am, #229683

awesome fors


DETERMINATION -




REALLY? I NEED TO DESCRIBE THE PICTURE BESIDE THESE WORDS? -




TODAY'S HOROSCOPE -




SHE - is a tear that hangs inside my soul forever.




INNOCENCE -


TAGS: youthful memory fishing forever ***eworm
Rating: 4.92/5

More motifakes by spacedog

GaryO - June 3, 2012, 2:44 pm, #235707
HAH! Good one, nice doggy


FRIENDS FOREVER - After realizing she's the one, You'll regret the day you told her you would always be her FRIEND




IMMORTAL -


TAGS: greybead motifake lion aslan forever
Rating: 4.88/5

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5150monkeylove - September 20, 2012, 7:37 pm, #239270
nah, I am good at dodging teeth. I might just run away and join a hippie commune.
Airman - September 17, 2012, 7:05 pm, #239226
well done
crankyhead - September 17, 2012, 5:34 pm, #239225
Thi5 i5 deep... pardon the pun. =)
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 17, 2012, 10:06 am, #239220
I figured you'd been mauled by dogs....You should drop by more often.5L
5150monkeylove - September 17, 2012, 12:54 am, #239207
Thanks and cheers to the Old Guard.
gas - September 16, 2012, 9:44 am, #239187
love it!


The real "forever alone" -


TAGS: friends coffin forever alone
Rating: 4.78/5

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EmilioDumphque - April 24, 2013, 4:06 am, #245323
...and the lucky ones get to dance on the others' graves.


AGELESS -


TAGS: fantasy forever young friedrich schiller
Rating: 4.68/5

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spacedog - August 8, 2011, 8:57 pm, #222726
5 happy thoughts.
Verdeckt - August 8, 2011, 5:17 am, #222660
5uperb!
Greeny - August 7, 2011, 8:19 pm, #222647
Out5tanding!
gas - August 7, 2011, 7:39 pm, #222646
sweet to hear from who occupies large part of mine, thanks :p
Reality Lord - August 7, 2011, 6:58 pm, #222642

wow. you're getting a nice collection in my fav'd folder. epic


TRUTH - THE GREAT REVELATION IS ETCHED FOREVER. THIS SHALL BE REGARDLESS THROUGHOUT THE AGES.




ENDLESS - Brain cells come and brain cells go. But fat cells live forever.




LOVE -


TAGS: love marilyn forever
Rating: 3.43/5

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Derek - August 6, 2009, 9:48 pm, #105376
Fantastic picture. Such a beautiful woman she was.


JOKER - What's that Joker? You'll be back? Somehow...I don't think you will be...




perspective -




JOY -




True Love -


TAGS: love guarantees forever falsehoods elderly
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by MissPriss

spacedog - October 23, 2013, 5:57 pm, #250571
Nah, I was cutting onions. In a dusty room. With a chainsaw that was burning oil. During allergy season. (5L BTW)
MissPriss - October 22, 2013, 7:53 pm, #250558
Okay, you did the near impossible...I have no smartass reply! Thanks Mr. Gary
MissPriss - October 22, 2013, 7:51 pm, #250557
Thank you dawg. Next time you're digging for nuggets, might consider flinging the boogers AWAY from your eyes hun.
GaryO - October 22, 2013, 8:38 am, #250542
Ruby? Told ya not to take yer love to town.
spacedog - October 21, 2013, 6:14 pm, #250530
Dang, I got something in my eye. Very well done, Miss P.


mendacity -




IMMORTALITY -




FOREVER - BEGAN TODAY




HONEY? -




delusional -


TAGS: forever fantasy fear
Rating: 4.89/5

More motifakes by Sho

GaryO - February 27, 2014, 10:24 pm, #253347
Well…..my mind has just been phuct. Could be the meds. Doubt it.
spacedog - February 27, 2014, 10:11 pm, #253346
Ditto what Moo said. Re5pect.
Sho - February 27, 2014, 10:03 pm, #253345
As one of my favorite Motifakers, that IS a great compliment. Hope he doesn't mind if I borrow his poster style for a while :P. And thx, glad you enjoyed it
Greeny - February 27, 2014, 9:48 pm, #253344
It beats being lonely - 5L
Mooooooooooooooooooo - February 27, 2014, 9:28 pm, #253342
I saw this poster and was convinced Sean was back.....There is no greater compliment Sho. 5L and much respect.


life -




I WILL WAIT FOR YOU ,FOR AS LONG AS IT TAKES. -


TAGS: untill forever dy2012
Rating: 4.78/5

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dy2012 - January 14, 2013, 1:05 am, #242448
thnx sho...i thought some1 already used this dispiriting foto..:)
Sho - January 13, 2013, 7:24 pm, #242439
Oww you used this pic first lol. Good job 5L


battles -




We the sheeple -


TAGS: will follow the media forever
Rating: 4.69/5

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Bolverk3778 - July 3, 2013, 6:32 am, #247285
The parents who push their children into this should be done for child abuse and endangerment.


TOUGH CHILDHOOD -


TAGS: calendar tough childhood forever mariand
Rating: 4.5/5

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GaryO - April 13, 2012, 10:16 pm, #233228
But they seem to always have their hands at 10 and 2…first thing learned an apparently last thing forgot. Funny, they putt down the road at 20 mph, but bomb outta the drive in reverse at 50….gotta love the blue hairs
mariand - April 13, 2012, 3:53 am, #233157
I respect old people... I just wanted to show that a tough childhood leaves a bad print on entire life of a person.
M0rd3kaI - April 12, 2012, 5:38 pm, #233113
Lol, makes me think of old drivers who (most anyway) suck at driving


FOR YOU ...I WILL WAIT FOREVER - My hairspray unfortunately gives you about a half hour before everything falls apart.


TAGS: forever love hairspray waiting
Rating: 4.43/5

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lgvernon - May 6, 2012, 10:29 pm, #234294

And the shoes mean I won't be able to walk tomorrow at all.


I was a tablet -


TAGS: etch a sketch hipster tablet and the charge lasts forever
Rating: 4.39/5

More motifakes by Silverheart

Silverheart - April 26, 2013, 2:48 am, #245363
There's an app for that.
MissPriss - April 25, 2013, 7:13 pm, #245350
And I can do with a tablet about as good as I did with an Etch-A-Sketch 'cept you can't shake a tablet to clear the screen...trust me!


LOST IN FOREVER -


TAGS: p o d lost in forever
Rating: 4.2/5

More motifakes by Bull

Bull - May 14, 2012, 11:55 pm, #234636
Hey Greeny!! Good to see you too. Wasn't sure if anyone really remembered me.
Greeny - May 14, 2012, 11:10 pm, #234634
You'll just have to wait your turn - good to see you again Bull


ONE - is the loneliest numnber that you'll ever doooooo....


TAGS: forever alone
Rating: 4.14/5

More motifakes by falloutghoul

falloutghoul - October 17, 2012, 6:05 pm, #240019
Don't pay the h***er, they said. She won't mind, they said.
calvin5040 - October 17, 2012, 1:12 am, #240004
COME TO THE h**EL THE SAID!!! IT'LL BE FUN THEY SAID!!!


INNOVATION - A new invention or way of doing something. "There is something missing... Bacon!" "Where's Miss Piggy?"




THE RIGHT ONE. - If you have something of great quality, and you take care of it, you’ll have it forever.


TAGS: forever
Rating: 4/5

More motifakes by supernought

EmilioDumphque - January 10, 2013, 4:22 pm, #242352
He should have done more with Quigley and his artillery.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - January 10, 2013, 11:16 am, #242334
cool bandana...totally hetero.
maoworks2 - January 10, 2013, 7:56 am, #242330
Thank You.
mariand - January 10, 2013, 2:03 am, #242326
cool scarf ;)
steve1961 - January 10, 2013, 1:43 am, #242324
Cool facial hair...
robbidos - January 9, 2013, 10:46 pm, #242323
cool rifle
PapaFox - January 9, 2013, 10:02 pm, #242315
Cool hat. :)


LOVE IS LIKE A ROSE - Beautiful while in bloom, but it cannot last forever.




TASTE - You will never remember the second glass of wine but you will remember forever the first kiss.




MO & MOOOOOO - You'll forever be first IMO!!


TAGS: moooooo mo forever on the same page of opposite books cause mines usually a coloring book
Rating: 3.28/5

More motifakes by MO

Mooooooooooooooooooo - March 8, 2010, 11:11 pm, #163339
I'd never seen this one....5 slightly creepy lions.
MO - March 8, 2010, 11:07 pm, #163336
Come on Moooo! You never saw my poster? Read the tags.


DEATHBED CONFESSION -




PERSPECTIVE -




I MISS SCHOOL - except for my principal




POSEURS -


TAGS: forever s gonna start tonight
Rating: 2.2/5

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MustyK - January 21, 2009, 4:17 am, #53469
Culos, Your Humour & I.Q. added together is still a single digit number.
Culos - January 21, 2009, 4:08 am, #53468
They = that of course. I need to wake up....
Culos - January 21, 2009, 4:08 am, #53467
I think they may be Mustyk on the left.


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