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DEAR MATH - Stop asking us to find your X. She's not coming back and don't ask Y either


TAGS: math forever alone with problems
Rating: 4.8/5

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Sho - January 20, 2012, 6:48 pm
thx all
bricemara - January 13, 2012, 3:54 pm
wow!!!adding it to favorites
MercAlert - November 8, 2011, 11:29 pm
Wow! Did the comments seriously just sensory out part of the word "glasses"...... Oh look, it did.
MercAlert - November 8, 2011, 11:27 pm
The letters would be upside-down if you put the glasses on.
Sho - October 26, 2011, 12:11 pm
whoever voted less than 5L is a Discriminant LOL
tellitlikeitis - October 25, 2011, 9:27 pm
Brillant.
Greeny - October 25, 2011, 8:28 pm
bummer if she's cosined the lease
Airman - October 25, 2011, 6:09 pm
oh she's an acute one
Sho - October 25, 2011, 5:34 pm
I don't think they have anything in common though :P
crankyhead - October 25, 2011, 5:29 pm
Can you blame him though? She did have all the right curves. =)
Sho - October 25, 2011, 5:20 pm
LOL. His obsession with his X is the root to most of his problems. A cusp is imminent. (my head hurts)
crankyhead - October 25, 2011, 5:07 pm
You know how he is, he's always going off on some tangent or another.
Sho - October 25, 2011, 5:05 pm
Well then I hope this simplifies his problem lol
crankyhead - October 25, 2011, 5:02 pm
Math called to say that he Z's your point. =)
mariand - October 25, 2011, 10:18 am
LOL... cool


WHO WANTS TO LIVE FOREVER? -


TAGS: reign forever happy birthdayrip freddie mercury not my words
Rating: 4.73/5

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spacedog - November 7, 2013, 5:44 pm
(5Ls by the way to V for a poster I somehow missed)
spacedog - November 7, 2013, 5:42 pm
Burn the heretic! He's disparaging Queen, which by way of this poster disparages many peoples savior........Freddie Mercury.
nicholsjoshua15 - November 7, 2013, 3:10 pm
I never really like Queen that much.
champ99 - September 7, 2011, 2:28 pm
So you think you can stone me and spit in my eye?
Reality Lord - September 6, 2011, 3:49 pm

oh btw...5
Reality Lord - September 6, 2011, 3:48 pm

waaaa nanananana na waaaa nanana naaaaaaaaaa
Reality Lord - September 6, 2011, 3:47 pm

for me...for me....for meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee (wicked guitar blaring like a machine gun and big big hair bouncing from side to side)...lol
Verdeckt - September 6, 2011, 7:18 am
Really... no idea!!?! Sad. I'd ask if you've watched Highlander but it may have been before your time.
Sean - September 5, 2011, 11:32 pm
No! Wayne's World, ya b00b.
Verdeckt - September 5, 2011, 10:58 pm
(ah what the hell) Mamma mia let me go, Beelzebub has a devil put aside for meeeeee....
Reality Lord - September 5, 2011, 10:52 pm

mamma mia
Sean - September 5, 2011, 8:43 pm
AH just great! Now I got that movie in my head.
Feasibly - September 5, 2011, 8:01 pm
very very frightening
Reality Lord - September 5, 2011, 6:45 pm

thunderbolt and lightning
mariand - September 5, 2011, 4:42 pm
who want5 to live forever... is there someone who doesn't know who is Freddie Mercury?
crankyhead - September 5, 2011, 4:23 pm
5caramouche
rerun - September 5, 2011, 3:42 pm

He was the lead singer for the band Queen. Died of AIDS years ago.
the1stCOMMI3 - September 5, 2011, 3:17 pm
I have no idea who he is, but I berths part where you're trying to make fun of god, and that'5 the part I like
Alixian - September 5, 2011, 7:49 am
5ls for u
Verdeckt - September 5, 2011, 7:48 am
To be fair, I did change/clean them up a bit :)
Greeny - September 5, 2011, 7:44 am
lol - disclaimer tag, just in ca5e!


LAST NIGHT'S PARTY -


TAGS: party lives forever facebook youtube
Rating: 4.91/5

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Sensamilli - August 23, 2011, 10:50 pm
A message to drunken floozies everywhere!


PERFECT HAIR FOREVER - I challenge you to a chopper duel! A CHOPPA DOOL!




THANKSGIVING -




MUSIC -


TAGS: rock forever fossil audio cassette
Rating: 4.75/5

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Bolverk37782 - April 21, 2011, 7:11 pm
YAH, See Soul Music by Terry Pratchet, THE BEAT GO'S ON.


MARRIAGE - It is so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life.


TAGS: marriage bride groom happy forever
Rating: 4.76/5

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EmilioDumphque - January 24, 2012, 7:33 pm
You should attribute your quotes. This one if from Rita Rudner


ALONE -




FOREVER AVAILABLE -


TAGS: single life forever alone calendar
Rating: 5/5

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gas - May 2, 2012, 11:51 am
thanks!
Zetmonk - May 2, 2012, 6:56 am
Brilliant take! And very demotivational...


THANK YOU VERY MUCH - I WAS JUST OUT WALKING MY RAT, AND I SEEM TO HAVE LOST MY WAY


TAGS: diamonds are forever james bond
Rating: 4.6/5

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EmilioDumphque - October 13, 2012, 10:56 pm
Well, one of us smells like a tart's handkerchief.


TIME - Why does it take a minute to say hello and forever to say goodbye?


TAGS: time minute hello goodbye forever
Rating: 4.56/5

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Iconoclast - April 16, 2012, 9:25 pm
Because HELLO is a start, while GOODBYE is an ending, maybe forever
dy2012 - April 16, 2012, 3:38 pm
question by ***yrabbit 7/8/2008 @www.answerbag.com


INDEPENDENCE -


TAGS: always forever alone and happy
Rating: 4.95/5

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mariand - March 10, 2012, 5:37 pm
nice


YOU MIGHT THINK LOVE LASTS FOREVER - but death lasts even longer until our hugs turn to dust




APRIL FOOL'S DAY -


TAGS: april fools day forever alone
Rating: 4.94/5

More motifakes by caveman

Finchy123 - August 25, 2012, 8:25 pm
I'd laugh so hard if she relised you were serious and when you were gonna propose it was on April Fool's Day.
WellThatSucked - April 7, 2012, 2:16 pm
Dude, that's just powerful
tellitlikeitis - April 1, 2012, 8:21 pm
Very cute...bad timing is all.
caveman - April 1, 2012, 7:54 pm
(No no no, you got it all wrong rick, April does fool people, so the apostrophe should be there)(do you think he bought it) (well we'll just have to wait and see)
Rick69 - April 1, 2012, 3:15 pm
Oh Shi... This here is deep... (I almost don't have the heart to point out the apostrophe should be after the "s" in "fool's")... I still commend you heartily for this...
GaryO - April 1, 2012, 9:32 am
n-i-c-e


XHATSUHARUX XQUOTEX -


TAGS: forever love dy2012
Rating: 4.67/5

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rerun - May 30, 2012, 8:03 pm

also fantastic


IMMORTALITY -


TAGS: calendar don t live forever death
Rating: 4.63/5

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spacedog - June 27, 2012, 7:53 pm
Excellent.
gas - June 27, 2012, 3:43 pm
awesome. 5 west rising suns
Chrysophase2003 - June 27, 2012, 3:08 pm
But you also get to see everyone you hate die as well, and there tend to be more of them than loved ones, so it evens out.
Airman - June 27, 2012, 2:46 pm
nicely done
maoworks2 - June 27, 2012, 8:54 am
I Know That Feeling, Good One.
motinet - June 27, 2012, 7:59 am

Ouch, now thats a truly demotivating perspective


LUST - LOVE -




KING OF THE MOUNTAIN -


TAGS: king cubby forever king
Rating: 3.37/5

More motifakes by ronsart

ronsart - November 14, 2009, 1:52 pm
u the KING Cubby...and don,t you forget it. Now get back to work buddy!
Mark - January 29, 2009, 6:18 pm
Congrats Cubby! As always Ron, a very nice piece of work.
LogicDude - January 29, 2009, 5:14 pm
Cubby went over the mountain, Cubby went over the mountain, Cubby went over the mountaaaain, to see what he could see!
Cubbybear - January 29, 2009, 4:56 pm
Thanks Ron. I am honored


SECRETS -


TAGS: secret run hide lie forever
Rating: 3.18/5

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Zetmonk - February 6, 2012, 5:40 am
It's the two "forever"s, rodangol. Read it 10 more times, you'll get over it. ;-)
BeNiceToMe - February 5, 2012, 8:24 pm
keep it 5p rick :)
rodangol - February 5, 2012, 8:15 pm
is that a quote? the wording is annoying me


WEST HAM UNITED - I'm forever blowing bubbles


TAGS: forever blowing bubbles west hamm united ellen muth rnr
Rating: 1.96/5

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mooooooooooooooooooo - July 6, 2009, 5:11 pm
Man hands.... must be a friend of Bria's.
briahere - July 6, 2009, 5:09 pm
Serious witch fingers.
LogicDude - October 7, 2008, 4:55 pm
Not TOO much else to see there.
Cubbybear - August 12, 2008, 11:33 am
Your looking at her hands?
RRCCmom - August 12, 2008, 10:19 am
My bad. Crypt Keeper
RRCCmom - August 12, 2008, 10:19 am
Her left hand is kind of creepy looking. I guess the cypy keeper is holding the bubble wand.


Sorry X-Box -


TAGS: ps3 forever
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by curlyrocks

curlyrocks - June 7, 2013, 8:20 pm
10 to 1 says that if you unplug your X-box you have to go through a huge set up process every time you plug it back in, just to discourage that.
thecrotchetyoldcynic - June 7, 2013, 1:36 pm
And dude, seriously. Does this not play on people's paranoia just a little a bit? For Christ's sake - there's a camera that can't be shut down IN YOUR HOME! Goes way beyond advertising.
thecrotchetyoldcynic - June 7, 2013, 1:33 pm
AMEN! 5L!
tatespa - June 7, 2013, 7:36 am
So George Orwell was just a little behind on the date huh?


expiration date -


TAGS: marriage is forever
Rating: 5/5

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Oldsod - January 24, 2014, 6:31 am
An expiration date on a marriage license...now THERE'S an idea.


CHOOSE -


TAGS: busy living dying forever tracks
Rating: 4.73/5

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Rick69 - February 4, 2012, 5:06 pm
Thank you. . . :)
themaddportagee - February 4, 2012, 12:15 am
Very nicely done and VERY true
rerun - February 2, 2012, 8:16 pm

very nice work
Rick69 - February 2, 2012, 4:04 pm
Cheers y'all. . . [ especially R Lord for virtually kickin me in the arse to make me do better XD ]
CloudchaserS - February 2, 2012, 12:37 am
You walk in the middle of the road, sooner or later, *squish* just like gra** (that had better not be obscure)
KylieM - February 1, 2012, 6:21 pm
watch out there is a train coming
Reality Lord - February 1, 2012, 6:19 pm

ehem....very very nicely done.


MEMORIES -


TAGS: last forever bike ride
Rating: 5/5

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Reality Lord - February 16, 2012, 8:36 am

awesome fors


DETERMINATION -




REALLY? I NEED TO DESCRIBE THE PICTURE BESIDE THESE WORDS? -




TODAY'S HOROSCOPE -




SHE - is a tear that hangs inside my soul forever.




INNOCENCE -


TAGS: youthful memory fishing forever ***eworm
Rating: 4.92/5

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GaryO - June 3, 2012, 2:44 pm
HAH! Good one, nice doggy


FRIENDS FOREVER - After realizing she's the one, You'll regret the day you told her you would always be her FRIEND




IMMORTAL -


TAGS: greybead motifake lion aslan forever
Rating: 4.88/5

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5150monkeylove - September 20, 2012, 7:37 pm
nah, I am good at dodging teeth. I might just run away and join a hippie commune.
Airman - September 17, 2012, 7:05 pm
well done
crankyhead - September 17, 2012, 5:34 pm
Thi5 i5 deep... pardon the pun. =)
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 17, 2012, 10:06 am
I figured you'd been mauled by dogs....You should drop by more often.5L
5150monkeylove - September 17, 2012, 12:54 am
Thanks and cheers to the Old Guard.
gas - September 16, 2012, 9:44 am
love it!


The real "forever alone" -


TAGS: friends coffin forever alone
Rating: 4.78/5

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EmilioDumphque - April 24, 2013, 4:06 am
...and the lucky ones get to dance on the others' graves.


AGELESS -


TAGS: fantasy forever young friedrich schiller
Rating: 4.68/5

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spacedog - August 8, 2011, 8:57 pm
5 happy thoughts.
Verdeckt - August 8, 2011, 5:17 am
5uperb!
Greeny - August 7, 2011, 8:19 pm
Out5tanding!
gas - August 7, 2011, 7:39 pm
sweet to hear from who occupies large part of mine, thanks :p
Reality Lord - August 7, 2011, 6:58 pm

wow. you're getting a nice collection in my fav'd folder. epic


TRUTH - THE GREAT REVELATION IS ETCHED FOREVER. THIS SHALL BE REGARDLESS THROUGHOUT THE AGES.




ENDLESS - Brain cells come and brain cells go. But fat cells live forever.




LOVE -


TAGS: love marilyn forever
Rating: 3.43/5

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Derek - August 6, 2009, 9:48 pm
Fantastic picture. Such a beautiful woman she was.


JOKER - What's that Joker? You'll be back? Somehow...I don't think you will be...




perspective -




JOY -




True Love -


TAGS: love guarantees forever falsehoods elderly
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by MissPriss

spacedog - October 23, 2013, 5:57 pm
Nah, I was cutting onions. In a dusty room. With a chainsaw that was burning oil. During allergy season. (5L BTW)
MissPriss - October 22, 2013, 7:53 pm
Okay, you did the near impossible...I have no smartass reply! Thanks Mr. Gary
MissPriss - October 22, 2013, 7:51 pm
Thank you dawg. Next time you're digging for nuggets, might consider flinging the boogers AWAY from your eyes hun.
GaryO - October 22, 2013, 8:38 am
Ruby? Told ya not to take yer love to town.
spacedog - October 21, 2013, 6:14 pm
Dang, I got something in my eye. Very well done, Miss P.


mendacity -




IMMORTALITY -




FOREVER - BEGAN TODAY




HONEY? -




delusional -


TAGS: forever fantasy fear
Rating: 4.89/5

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GaryO - February 27, 2014, 10:24 pm
Well…..my mind has just been phuct. Could be the meds. Doubt it.
spacedog - February 27, 2014, 10:11 pm
Ditto what Moo said. Re5pect.
Sho - February 27, 2014, 10:03 pm
As one of my favorite Motifakers, that IS a great compliment. Hope he doesn't mind if I borrow his poster style for a while :P. And thx, glad you enjoyed it
Greeny - February 27, 2014, 9:48 pm
It beats being lonely - 5L
Mooooooooooooooooooo - February 27, 2014, 9:28 pm
I saw this poster and was convinced Sean was back.....There is no greater compliment Sho. 5L and much respect.


life -




I WILL WAIT FOR YOU ,FOR AS LONG AS IT TAKES. -


TAGS: untill forever dy2012
Rating: 4.78/5

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dy2012 - January 14, 2013, 1:05 am
thnx sho...i thought some1 already used this dispiriting foto..:)
Sho - January 13, 2013, 7:24 pm
Oww you used this pic first lol. Good job 5L


battles -




We the sheeple -


TAGS: will follow the media forever
Rating: 4.69/5

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Bolverk3778 - July 3, 2013, 6:32 am
The parents who push their children into this should be done for child abuse and endangerment.


TOUGH CHILDHOOD -


TAGS: calendar tough childhood forever mariand
Rating: 4.5/5

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GaryO - April 13, 2012, 10:16 pm
But they seem to always have their hands at 10 and 2…first thing learned an apparently last thing forgot. Funny, they putt down the road at 20 mph, but bomb outta the drive in reverse at 50….gotta love the blue hairs
mariand - April 13, 2012, 3:53 am
I respect old people... I just wanted to show that a tough childhood leaves a bad print on entire life of a person.
M0rd3kaI - April 12, 2012, 5:38 pm
Lol, makes me think of old drivers who (most anyway) suck at driving


FOR YOU ...I WILL WAIT FOREVER - My hairspray unfortunately gives you about a half hour before everything falls apart.


TAGS: forever love hairspray waiting
Rating: 4.43/5

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lgvernon - May 6, 2012, 10:29 pm

And the shoes mean I won't be able to walk tomorrow at all.


I was a tablet -


TAGS: etch a sketch hipster tablet and the charge lasts forever
Rating: 4.39/5

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Silverheart - April 26, 2013, 2:48 am
There's an app for that.
MissPriss - April 25, 2013, 7:13 pm
And I can do with a tablet about as good as I did with an Etch-A-Sketch 'cept you can't shake a tablet to clear the screen...trust me!


LOST IN FOREVER -


TAGS: p o d lost in forever
Rating: 4.2/5

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Bull - May 14, 2012, 11:55 pm
Hey Greeny!! Good to see you too. Wasn't sure if anyone really remembered me.
Greeny - May 14, 2012, 11:10 pm
You'll just have to wait your turn - good to see you again Bull


ONE - is the loneliest numnber that you'll ever doooooo....


TAGS: forever alone
Rating: 4.14/5

More motifakes by falloutghoul

falloutghoul - October 17, 2012, 6:05 pm
Don't pay the h***er, they said. She won't mind, they said.
calvin5040 - October 17, 2012, 1:12 am
COME TO THE h**EL THE SAID!!! IT'LL BE FUN THEY SAID!!!


INNOVATION - A new invention or way of doing something. "There is something missing... Bacon!" "Where's Miss Piggy?"




THE RIGHT ONE. - If you have something of great quality, and you take care of it, you’ll have it forever.


TAGS: forever
Rating: 4/5

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EmilioDumphque - January 10, 2013, 4:22 pm
He should have done more with Quigley and his artillery.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - January 10, 2013, 11:16 am
cool bandana...totally hetero.
maoworks2 - January 10, 2013, 7:56 am
Thank You.
mariand - January 10, 2013, 2:03 am
cool scarf ;)
steve1961 - January 10, 2013, 1:43 am
Cool facial hair...
robbidos - January 9, 2013, 10:46 pm
cool rifle
PapaFox - January 9, 2013, 10:02 pm
Cool hat. :)


LOVE IS LIKE A ROSE - Beautiful while in bloom, but it cannot last forever.




TASTE - You will never remember the second glass of wine but you will remember forever the first kiss.




MO & MOOOOOO - You'll forever be first IMO!!


TAGS: moooooo mo forever on the same page of opposite books cause mines usually a coloring book
Rating: 3.28/5

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Mooooooooooooooooooo - March 8, 2010, 11:11 pm
I'd never seen this one....5 slightly creepy lions.
MO - March 8, 2010, 11:07 pm
Come on Moooo! You never saw my poster? Read the tags.


DEATHBED CONFESSION -




PERSPECTIVE -




I MISS SCHOOL - except for my principal




POSEURS -


TAGS: forever s gonna start tonight
Rating: 2.2/5

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MustyK - January 21, 2009, 4:17 am
Culos, Your Humour & I.Q. added together is still a single digit number.
Culos - January 21, 2009, 4:08 am
They = that of course. I need to wake up....
Culos - January 21, 2009, 4:08 am
I think they may be Mustyk on the left.


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